So my disclaimer is as follows:

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to any person dead, alive, or who is to be born, both on this planet, also known as Earth, or any other planet whose name cannot be mentioned her due to a lack of availability of the required font at the time of writing this, is purely coincidental. The writer or anyone associated or not associated with the writer cannot be held liable for any loss or damage caused arising from reading the content that is to follow. That includes the tips and tricks given for flying, (lot's of time for this) mind running (this will come after the flying), or any other activity mentioned here in the near future. You are however obliged to return as Goodwill to Writer 10% of the proceeds if ever you gain from these posts. Goodwill not limited to the green and other colored pieces of paper used on the planet Earth. Other currencies and gifts are welcome, exceptions: stuff that harm earthlings.

You see the disclaimer just saves you when you try to get into trouble. It's like an invisible shield. Alternatively, you if you want to shoot someone with invisible bullets. You have something called "The Fine Print" it's those small words at the bottom or at the back of the document that you sign. Look harder, you will always find one somewhere. Use a microscope if you have to.

THE FINE PRINT:

(Can't read it. Oh! It totally slipped my mind that you need a "                 " that reads "                  " (Oops. Font unavailability problem. Let's call it a "eosri urwpyevr oeflmcocp"*. (And I call myself a "writer". Look harder, that does use an "a" and not an "an". You can get it from the Twenty-fifth planet in the eleventh solar system that's located between Ophiuchus and Capricornus.

How did I write and know about it you ask. I got it from my friend who happened to live on that planet. More about him will follow soon. Now that I've started, I'm gonna tell you all about him. But, you'll have to wait for that.

*Can also be referred to as “very powerful microscope”.